Twitter on Adding Six Hours A Day
I’m feeling a little overwhelmed with my To Do list lately, so I figured I’d put a call out Twitter to see who could help:
I will pay unlimited $ to the person who figures out how to round my day up to 30 hours. Seriously. Unlimited $.
Posted to Twitter on January 19th 2009 at 12:18am
The replies started rolling in right away and they were so great that I decided I had to document them here. Keep ‘em coming! Some of the best:
Moving to Another Planet
OK, but I’m afraid you’re going to have to move to another planet. Now pay up! 
ebacon
Simplest way to to get 30 hours in a day is to move to another planet with a different rotational length.
hexsprite
Borrowed Time
I’ll give you 6 of my hours in exchange for unlimited $. Seems like a fair hourly rate you’re offering.
alexknowshtml
you can have all of mine and i’ll just chill.
drew
Changing Schedules
28 hours is the best i could do: XKCD 28 Hour Day
Affan
I’m your man! (The method involves an over-clocked wristwatch and Dexedrine.)
sabbatical
Facebookers Speak!
Since my Twitter status also updates my Facebook status, a few people jumped in from over there:
Simple. Use the metric day system I invented. 50 hours = one demidecaday 10 of these your get a full decaweek.
Pete Mosley
You would have to travel close to the speed of light for the time dilation to kick in.
Jawad Shuaib
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"You can have all of mine and I'll just chill" might be the best response ever. And easier than moving to another planet!! I suppose the easiest way I can think of would be to stop sleeping.